Shake-Up at Fox News

Wednesday, January 02, 2019

Responding to stagnating ratings and changing demographics, Fox News has announced several changes to its lineup. The morning show “Fox and Friends” will now be renamed “Trump and Friends.” Sean Hannity’s show, previously known as “Hannity,” will be renamed “Fantasy.” Fox has purchased the rights from ABC of the game show “To Tell the Truth” and reformatted the series. Hosted by former White House spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders and former presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway, contestants will now compete by trying to keep a straight face while verbalizing increasingly absurd lies. Finally, Tucker Carlson, Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham will host a new show called “Clickbait” in which they will compete to see whose outrageous statements can earn the most mentions by non-Fox News media.

-David Wallechinsky

(satire)

Comments

Michael Katz 3 months ago
<> Hah! Perfect!
ConservativeWhitey 4 months ago
No Jayne, it's suppose to be humor from the extreme leftist losers but they have no sense of humor so it falls flat like almost any point they try to make that is a clear view of their hypocritical values and more like crybabies who can't handle a differing opinion. its almost funny but not really as they call us racist and mad but they are the ones who have no value or morals in America. they want to revamp the whole thing to be free and equal as long as your not white. No whitey needs to die but how are they possible believed to be racist or immoral with love for abortion and Islam but hate for white people and traditional values and the best part is they are self deprecating white idiots themselves in allot of cases.
Jayne Dough 4 months ago
THIS CANNOT BE REAL!!!!

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